When you give something up for Lent, you're supposed to be real cool about it. You don't brag or complain or talk about it at all. You just graciously make the sacrifice to mirror the ultimate sacrifice that was made for you. You grin and bear it.
I'm seriously jonsing for a Coca-Cola. Seriously. Deliriously. I nearly have the shakes from it.
Okay...I'm ready to go on with my day and suck it up and do this thing.
p.s. Did I mention that I gave up ALL sodas...not just Coca-Cola? Oh man is this hard. Okay...back to it. For real this time. Silent enduring sacrifice. Tiny insignificant sacrifice. I can do it.