Yesterday was my half-birthday. I don't "celebrate" my half birthday...that would be crazy. I just declare every September 21 that it is my half-birthday. This declaration is typically met with a nervous little laugh and a quick look.
So I'm halfway through my 34th year. And it's been a marvelous year thus far. I will soon be heading into the latter end of my 30's. I keep looking for grey hairs and wrinkles. I'm not worried about them. I'm just curious. Oh, but I have been using eye cream every night just in case.
34 and a half. Wouldn't it be funny if the next time someone asks, I give that as my age? I think I should just keep it to myself (and you).